Labor Holds Emergency Meeting To Discuss How To Fuck Up Lead In Poll
“There's no need for panic. We’ve fucked this up from here before, and we’ll fuck it up again". ...
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Homeopaths Overrun, As Anti-Lockdown Protesters Report ‘Strange Onset Of Flu-Like Symptoms’
"We've totally sold out of healing crystals" ...
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Protesters Believe Government That Can’t Even Organise A Vax Rollout Is ‘Controlling Them’
“They’re tracking you right now,” one protester said of the Government that last year spent $20 million on a COVID app that has failed to track a single case ...
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BREAKING: 2,000 New Cases Of Fuckwit Confirmed In Sydney
“It’s very much centred on the individual” ...
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Remorseful Scott Morrison Says He Is Willing To Accept Responsibility For Brisbane’s Successful Olympics Bid
“This one’s on me. Not the bid committee, not the Queensland Premier. I have to own this" ...
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9th Australian Fully Vaccinated
The number of fully vaccinated Australians has almost reached double figures ...
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New Four Corners Episode To Explore PM’s Links To Crazy Conspiracy Group
"The strange sect believes there’s an imaginary being in the sky who hates gay people" ...
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Government Finally Announces Plans To Construct Custom-Built Jail For Returning Australians
At last, a dedicated facility. ...
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Top 25 interior designers
Making up this elite group of creatives are the names the Australian design world is talking about right now. Source
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