Community Uncategorized Morrison completes 6-minute journey to Government House without once stopping to go on holiday 0 comment "It's the first time he's remained in Australia for an important national event" ... Read More
Worker celebrates creation of 8-hour workday by working 12-hour public holiday shift 0 comment "It's what Labour Day is all about!" ... Read More
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Scott Morrison finally apologises for delays in getting photographers to flood-ravaged communities 0 comment "We should have had photographers on the ground much sooner" ... Read More
PUBLIC HEALTH WARNING: If you are in the Mornington Peninsula, please cancel your bikini wax appointment immediately. Scott Morrison is in the area. 0 comment We have reason to believe he may be seeking other photo opportunities in the area ... Read More
AUS Arts Rec/Review/Review main rec (104041) 0 comment AUS Arts Rec/Review/Review main rec (104041) Source Read More
Government now claiming Djokovic bought $15k of Cartier watches 0 comment "I am absolutely appalled by this" ... Read More
Government waiting for Rapid Anti-Djokovic Polling before fucking up next move 0 comment "We need to stumble into the next crisis with certainty" ... Read More
Man contracts, then recovers from COVID while waiting in testing line 0 comment "By day 14 I was pretty sure I was clear" ... Read More