Wise Men thinking it’ll be easier to give Jesus combined Christmas/birthday present 0 comment "It'll be better than getting him two smaller gifts each" ... Read More
Christians stunned to learn Jesus was a nepo baby 0 comment "He only got to where he is because he has a famous dad" ... Read More
Jesus asks God if he can shift his birthday celebrations to July to avoid clash with Christmas 0 comment “People generally have other things on” ... Read More
Peter Dutton condemns African gangs after soccer violence in Melbourne 0 comment “I saw the images at AAMI Park and immediately thought about how African immigrants are wreaking havoc in the outer suburbs of Melbourne" ... Read More
Community Featured There are 8 ‘hardly used’ soccer stadiums for sale on Gumtree 0 comment "Original cost was $8 billion + 6,500 lives. But open to offers" ... Read More
Qatar wins World Cup 0 comment It is the first time a nation has won the trophy without getting past the group stages ... Read More
Community Featured We’re selling Donald Trump digital trading cards for just $98! 0 comment Don't pay $99! ... Read More
Fucking weirdo only guy at table without an allergy 0 comment “Sorry to be such a pain, but if it’s not too much trouble I’ll eat whatever you put in front of me" ... Read More
Jenny to blame for Robodebt, Morrison says 0 comment “It’s time to take responsibility. And Jenny is now willing to do that". ... Read More
Elon Musk seen desperately refreshing algorithm to try to filter out boos from crowd 0 comment "I've blocked everyone but I can still hear them. What's going on!?" ... Read More