Royal family to be melted down, turned into something more useful
"Prince Andrew would make a great bin liner, for example" ...
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Prince Harry reveals he actually dressed up as a NSW Premier at infamous party
"I realise now how offensive that was" ...
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Dominic Perrottet yet to apologise for dressing up as NSW Premier
The 40-year-old is yet to broach the awkward accusation. ...
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High Court overturns George Pell’s death
“We understand this is deeply disappointing for millions of Australians" ...
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George Pell surprised to discover Heaven so damn hot!
"Hang on, what's Adolf doing here?" ...
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Dutton says he needs more detail on the specifics of the Voice before he can walk out on it in Parliament
"There's a lot more mileage I need to extract from the issue before I officially reject it" ...
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Live images of people storming Parliament House demanding Scott Morrison be re-instated as PM
Parliament House has completely unchanged its security levels ...
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Push to change start-date of Australia Day culture wars
"It's always been January 10th. Let's not mess with tradition" ...
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Man resolves to be fewer pedantic about grammar this year
"I'm totally relaxed about, it" ...
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Man complaining about hot cross buns yet to realise he doesn’t have to buy them
"I guess I've got no choice but to eat them" ...
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