Unfamiliar object spotted above Sydney confirmed as Qantas plane running on time 0 comment "I've never seen anything like it" ... Read More
“Remember this life we destroyed?” Alan Tudge reminisces, while packing up parliamentary office 0 comment "I'm going to miss this place" ... Read More
Labor promises to torture asylum seekers more humanely than previous government 0 comment "They called it detention; we call it processing. The policies couldn't be more different" ... Read More
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China commits to using more friendly spy balloons from now on 0 comment "We want to put a smile on your face when we're stealing your classified materials" ... Read More
Australia sends spy balloon to China 0 comment It was identified by Chinese officials within seconds ... Read More
Pell’s ashes swept under carpet, in traditional Catholic ceremony 0 comment "A fitting tribute" ... Read More
St Mary’s Cathedral evades protesters by moving George Pell’s body to another parish 0 comment "That’s our standard way of dealing with things” ... Read More
Peter Dutton to start using ChatGPT to bring more human touch to speeches 0 comment "I want to show Australians that I'm not a robot" ... Read More
Rio Tinto to leave no sacred rock-art unturned in search for missing radioactive capsule 0 comment "We'll meticulously extract it using 20,000 tonnes of explosives" ... Read More