Coalition announces bold new plan to do absolutely fucking nothing
"This is an ambitious target, and we intend to meet it" ...
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Wagga unveils new yacht club, in bid to host Sydney to Hobart
"At only 350km from the coast, it's the obvious place for an international-standard yacht club" ...
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Wilcannia residents wondering which NSW cabinet member they need to fuck to get funding for their community
"That's the official application process isn't it?" ...
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Morrison says holding inquiry into Porter’s blind trust would be slippery slope towards politicians being held accountable for actions
"It would set a ridiculous precedent for political transparency" ...
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Christian Porter Becomes New Yellow Wiggle After Group Reveals They Were Behind $1 Million Blind Trust
"We're calling in a favour" ...
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Government Stumbles Upon Genius Strategy For Encouraging Vaccine Uptake – ‘Availability’
"We've found that 100% of people will not get a vaccination if there isn’t one available to them" ...
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Perrottet Confirms Scott Morrison Will Represent Australia At COP26 Climate Talks
He is waiting for final approval from the National Party. ...
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Banksy Reveals Latest Installation
The large-scale satirical artwork is named ‘The Australian Government’ ...
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‘6 Ways Vaccination Requirements Are Different From The Holocaust’: A Handy Guide For Anti-Vaxxers
#2. "Being murdered v not being able to go to Kmart" ...
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