Dutton tells France not to focus on hurt feelings unless they are his
"It’s time the Government got back to the job of suing our own constituents" ...
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Morrison sets target for net zero allies by end of climate summit
"The plan will rely on innovation" ...
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Conspiracy theorist Melbourne Cup horses refuse to take horse wormer, insist on human wormer instead
"So many horses are sheep" ...
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Australia to build $5 billion clay shooting club in Paris, in effort to mend relationship with France
"It's a proven way to cement a relationship" ...
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Gladys Berejiklian cannot recall if she knew she was Gladys Berejiklian at time of taped phone calls
"I wasn't paying attention at the time" ...
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Morrison asks Dutton to move the motion that Emmanuel Macron no longer be heard
"We cannot allow people to criticise us like this Mr Speaker" ...
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Trick-or-treater to dress up as ‘Wagga Wagga’ in order to get more loot
He expects to net between $5 and $30 million. ...
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Net Zero plan involves burying carbon emissions in Phil Gaetjens’ office
“Once something goes into Phil’s office, it’s never seen again" ...
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Scott Morrison to pretend to be Prime Minister for Halloween
"It's going to surprise a lot of people" ...
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Man Announces He Will Quit Drinking By 2050
He has assured friends it will not affect his drinking plans in the short or medium term ...
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