Mum & Dad Bank to keep interest rates steady at 0%
It is the 110th month that the central bank has kept rates unchanged ...
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Make A Wish Foundation surprises terminally lazy little boy with lap at Bathurst
“We made sure someone else was sitting in the driver’s seat" ...
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Police urge residents not to visit ‘seedy, unsafe’ district of Canberra
"We're advising people to avoid the area" ...
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Morrison finally responds to climate crisis by announcing Religious Discrimination bill
Some serious action at last. ...
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Scott Morrison responds to Omicron variant by promising to build a quarantine facility in 2060
"It gives us hope that we’ll be able to defeat this new strain four decades after it peters out on its own accord" ...
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Confused old man believes economic system that caused climate change will magically solve it
A bewildered quinquagenarian with no experience of the world outside the Sydney elite is under the impression that the same ...
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Religious Freedom bill to finally give Christians some sort of say in this country
"At last Christians will have a say in Government policy" ...
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Man waving ‘Trump 2020’ flag shocked to realise he is in Australia. In 2021.
“Next you’re going to tell me this building isn’t the White House,” he said pointing to Federation Square. ...
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Protester can’t make it out to pub tonight because he’s protesting for freedom
"I'd love to catch up but I've got to stay within 50 metres of Parliament House" ...
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“We still want the government in our lives thanks,” say fossil fuel companies
"We'll keep taking the $10 billion government subsidies, if that's ok" ...
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