Morrison to close all public hospitals to avoid undercutting private enterprise
"Private hospitals need confidence they won't be undercut" ...
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Government to allow Australians to dip into super to pay for RATs
"If you don't want to access your super, then just sell one of your investment properties" ...
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Powerball jackpots to 4-pack of RATs
"It is the most sought after prize in the history of Powerball" ...
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Man contracts, then recovers from COVID while waiting in testing line
"By day 14 I was pretty sure I was clear" ...
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Morrison finally responds to exploding case numbers by announcing delicious new korma curry
"This is one of my favourites" ...
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BREAKING: Santa denied entry to Western Australia
He may be given a last-minute exemption after changing his name to ‘Kerry Stokes’ ...
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New ‘Honesty Box’ system – ATO to ‘trust Australians to do the right thing’
"It's time for Australians to take personal responsibility for the amount of tax they pay" ...
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Mary and Joseph denied entry to inn after failing to get negative COVID test 72 hours prior to arrival in Bethlehem
“The queues for testing are fucking ridiculous" ...
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Long delays expected after Santa required to check in at every fucking chimney
“Each jurisdiction has a different check-in app. It’s a nightmare" ...
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Morrison forgets to buy family presents, announces that he’s bought them anyway
"I have bought 10 million Christmas presents, which will arrive this week" ...
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