Australians annoyed that English cricketers can get test results within 3 days
"I've been waiting for my test result for over a week" ...
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Australian Government to cancel Nadal’s visa to keep focus off RATs shortage
"We'll deport Ash Barty if that's what it takes" ...
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Government deports itself for stoking anti-vax sentiment
"The Government is a risk to civil order and public health" ...
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NSW Police demand Hillsong stop playing music: “Nothing to do with COVID – the music is just fucking awful”
"No-one should be subjected to this utter shit" ...
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Morrison confirms order of 10 million RATs, encourages other Australian families to do the same
"This should give Australians reassurance that I have what I need" ...
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Government waiting for Rapid Anti-Djokovic Polling before fucking up next move
"We need to stumble into the next crisis with certainty" ...
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NSW introduces more efficient ‘Tell us if you don’t have COVID’ reporting app
"We're expecting literally dozens of people to tell us they're negative" ...
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Governor General contracts COVID-19 despite self isolating for the past 2.5 years
"COVID has managed to find the Governor General when none of the rest of us could" ...
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The Manus Island Open is thrilled to announce wild card entrant Novak Djokovic
“We’re expecting he’ll be spending quite a bit of time here" ...
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Victorians granted last-minute medical exemption from Novak Djokovic
"Victorians have suffered enough" ...
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