Inner city Greens voter disgusted Scott Morrison doesn’t know a loaf of bread costs $14 0 comment “Next you’ll tell me he doesn’t know a litre of milk costs $11.50" ... Read More
Nation trying to work out which is the controversial bit from Gladys text message exchange 0 comment "Sorry which bit is the explosive revelation again?” ... Read More
PM says no other government has done more to combat the culture of sexual abuse that it created 0 comment “Where was Hawke when my staffers were masturbating on desks?" ... Read More
Coalition to use $1bn fund to build world-class car park in Great Barrier Reef 0 comment "The investment will help protect more than 64,000 votes in Queensland" ... Read More
Fears many young Australians may never own their own RAT 0 comment "A friend of ours inherited a RAT from their parents" ... Read More
Furious protester demands to know what the fuck he is protesting about 0 comment "Enough lies. I want answers” ... Read More
PM convinced people around him chanting “siuuu” not “boo” 0 comment “I’ve always thought of myself as the Cristiano Ronaldo of politicians" ... Read More
Anti-vaxxers hold emergency meeting to prepare new excuses, after provisional approval of Novavax 0 comment "We're going to need some new conspiracy theories" ... Read More
Toddler masters big slide, ready for crane license, Morrison says 0 comment “I love forklifts and cranes” ... Read More
Djokovic begins French Open preparations, with plans to contract COVID in early May 0 comment "I've been working a lot on my timing" ... Read More