Protesters wishing there was some way in near future they could have say in who runs government 0 comment "A nation-wide ballot, for example" ... Read More
Morrison says Australia’s koalas are doing extraordinarily well compared to koalas overseas 0 comment “We lead the OECD in koalas” ... Read More
Wagga Wagga households mysteriously receive two years free internet from Optus 0 comment Residents from the NSW regional town of Wagga Wagga have been told they won’t need to pay for their broadband ... Read More
“We should stop discriminating against religious groups and let them pay the same amount of tax as everyone else” 0 comment "No-one should be treated differently just because of their religious beliefs" ... Read More
Michaelia Cash confirms “No time for Federal ICAC, what with all the scandals!” 0 comment "We're absolutely flat out" ... Read More
Frantic media advisor proposes Scott do photo opp pretending to be Prime Minister 0 comment "We're running out of ideas here!" ... Read More
Community Featured Desperate Scott Morrison leaks personal text messages he sent to himself 0 comment "Hey mate - hearing a lot that you're not a compulsive liar. SM" ... Read More
PUBLIC HEALTH WARNING: If you are in the Mornington Peninsula, please cancel your bikini wax appointment immediately. Scott Morrison is in the area. 0 comment We have reason to believe he may be seeking other photo opportunities in the area ... Read More
“Just like ordinary Australians, I pop into random hairdressers to wash strangers’ hair”: by Scott Morrison 0 comment "I'm just a regular, suburban dad who places his fingers in an unknown woman’s wet hair" ... Read More
Christian school withdraws enrolment contract, clarifying that its core belief has always been ‘Government Funding’ 0 comment “Yes, we are absolutely obsessed with sex. But we are even more obsessed with money" ... Read More