Scott arrives to help with washing up that Jenny’s just finished
“Anything I can do to help?” ...
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Starbucks to punish Russians by continuing to operate all 130 Russian stores
“We’ll continue to subject Russians to our Pumpkin-Spiced Lattes” ...
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New flood assistance fund announced for Kooyong
"We need to get funds to the areas that are most at risk" ...
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Government saving disaster fund for genuine disasters, like worse-than-expected polling in marginal seats
"Have you seen the state of the rowing club in Warringah?" ...
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Government fucks up rollout of its own corruption
"We didn't realise it would involve actual work" ...
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PM grants flood victims relief by not turning up to force handshakes
A much-needed reprieve ...
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Residents facing eighteenth once-in-a-hundred year event since last January
"I remember the last once-in-a-hundred year event like it was just last year" ...
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Morrison responds decisively to floods by announcing funding for ark
"We've committed $350 billion to build a 300 cubit-long wooden ark" ...
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Morrison heads to Queensland for photo op of him holding hose
"I've listened. I've learned". ...
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Putin furious to discover he still has small dick
"I bomb sovereign nation and still I have tiny penis!" ...
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