Featured electorate: WRIGHT (QLD)
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Liberal Party enacts ‘Bring out John Howard in case of emergency’ procedures
"Quick! Smash the glass and pull him out!" ...
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Stuck-at-home-Albo forced to tell UberEats driver about how he grew up in a council flat
“Mate I’m just here to drop off your pie and chips" ...
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Autistic child ‘blessed’ he wasn’t born as Scott Morrison
"I can only imagine what it would be like to have to go through that" ...
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Morrison to be given cashless debit card so he doesn’t blow money on carparks, subs
"We can't have people wasting taxpayer money on unessential items" ...
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Featured electorate: MITCHELL (NSW)
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Campaign gaffe still in the headlines, say headlines
It's dominating the media, according to the media. ...
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Morrison offers journalists $5k to stop asking question about anti corruption commission
"There's more where that came from" ...
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Barnaby Joyce says he’ll shoot invasive pest, Easter Bunny “right in the face”
"I'm on the side of Australian farmers" ...
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George Christensen to join One Nation after getting ‘unhinged conspiracy nut’ on ABC Vote Compass
"Turns out I was much more of a fuckwit than I thought" ...
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