“I can’t stand Scott Morrison either,” Scott Morrison says in new pitch to voters
"I'm just like you" ...
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Mate who owns Bitcoin reckons he’ll be able to retire by age 85
"It's totally changed the way I think about wealth creation" ...
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Fiona Martin apologises to Penny Wong for Tu Le mix up
“Things did get a little heated in the interview with Penny today" ...
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Alan Tudge found alive
"He was breathing, but unable to answer basic questions" ...
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Morrison flawlessly recites Coalition’s zero-point climate policy
"Another impressive media performance" ...
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Anti-corruption commission could be a hinderance to corruption, Morrison warns
"I don't think people realise that this would literally put a handbrake on corruption" ...
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“Voting for independents will lead to chaos” Liberal spokesperson warns on his way to Parliament House to wank on a desk
"People would totally lose trust in Government" ...
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Morrison addresses cost of living pressure with $4.5m subsidy for single malt whiskey
"Ordinary Australians are struggling to put a bottle of limited edition single malt on the table" ...
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Man uses $250 cost-of-living payment to buy 4-pack of capsicums
"Fuck it, I'm going to splurge" ...
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“We’re the party of better economic management” Frydenberg says, pausing to eat $26 sandwich
The same sandwich cost $4.95 this time last year ...
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