“Having only been in Parliament for 21 years, Australians haven’t had the chance to see the real me yet” by Peter Dutton
"I’m much more compassionate than you think. And if you disagree, I’ll sue you" ...
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Voldemort demands Tanya Plibersek apologise for ‘hurtful’ comparisons to Peter Dutton
"It was unnecessarily cruel" ...
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Albanese orders removal of emergency hi-vis, ukulele, curry kit from Lodge
"Yep, all of them need to come down" ...
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Peter Dutton reveals his softer side, in preparation for leadership role
"You need to look beyond the thick, fibre-rich skin" ...
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Dejected Liberal staffers gather for farewell desk wank
"We're not going to be able to come here anymore" ...
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Journalist asks Albo to recite names of every person who voted Labor
"How serious are you if you can't remember these basic details?" ...
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Antony Green changes name to ‘Antony Liberal-Labor-Green’, to avoid perception of ABC left-wing bias
"I see he's chosen to preference the Liberals - interesting" ...
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Morrison blames kid for soccer collision
"It’s not my job to be aware of every single 7 year-old on a soccer field during an important photo opportunity" ...
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Featured Electorate: KOOYONG (VIC)
Read the full Josh Frydenberg profile ...
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Hospitality worker to use 40% of super to move into first car
"I remember getting paid super once in 2016" ...
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