Australia suddenly swamped by people wanting to be tortured on small island for three years
"It's a pretty enticing way to get into Australia" ...
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Draconian new gun laws require Americans to count to 10 before buying firearms
"Our founding fathers would never have counted to ten before buying semi-automatic weaponry" ...
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Angus Taylor interviews himself
"That's a great question Angus" ...
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Elon Musk forced to sell off part of his ego to finance Twitter deal
Things are getting desperate ...
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Australia to send special envoy to Britain to advise on how to properly depose Prime Ministers
“There's been an inability to undermine, weaken and ruthlessly knife a sitting PM – pretty basic stuff in my opinion" ...
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New Veterans Affairs spokesman Barnaby Joyce begins mammoth tour of all 1,135 RSL front bars
"You've got to immerse yourself in your portfolio" ...
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Young couple saving for deposit on first iceberg lettuce
"We'll move in with Liam's parents while we save up" ...
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Queen pulls out of Jubilee appearance, Elon Musk questions how serious she is about job
“If you don’t show up, we’ll assume you have resigned" ...
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Hawaiian dancers used to lure Scott Morrison out of Kirribilli House
"Once we set up a few deck chairs and a couple of Mai Tais, he'll be out the door in minutes" ...
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Gentler, kinder Dutton to insult minority groups more affectionately from now on
"Dutton will continue to relentlessly deride minority groups, but in a more cuddly way" ...
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