Dutton blames by-election loss on African gangs 0 comment “Liberal voters were too scared to go out to polling booths” ... Read More
Community Featured Consider this before you celebrate Donald Trump’s indictment 0 comment An important message ... Read More
BREAKING: Extra from Home Alone 2 indicted 0 comment "The actor later gained occasional roles pretending to be a successful businessman" ... Read More
Peter Dutton’s review of War & Peace: “Needs more detail” 0 comment "At just 587,000 words, Tolstoy refuses to provide even the most basic information" ... Read More
Moira Deeming narrowly avoids promotion 0 comment Senior figures have warned that a tilt at the leadership is possible if she continues down her current path ... Read More
The Australian has released an updated political map of nation 0 comment “Only the small island above Tasmania now has a Labor government" ... Read More
ALP to mark Earth Hour by pausing all fossil fuel donations for 60 mins 0 comment "These are the type of big sacrifices we all need to make" ... Read More
John Howard to run Iraq-war themed Easter egg hunt in which Easter eggs don’t actually exist 0 comment "Then I’ll torch the place. Just kidding! It’s my backyard – I’d never destroy my own property” ... Read More
Climate denier says it’s suspicious that every single scientist says EXACT same thing 0 comment “They're basically saying the same thing over and over and over again. It's a pattern" ... Read More
Rupert Murdoch, new fiancée to sign dual marriage/divorce certificate to save on paperwork 0 comment “I Rupert, take you, Ann Lesley, to be my lawful wedded wife, and seek to dissolve this marriage due to unreconcilable differences" ... Read More