IKEA releases exciting new range of ‘Stackable ALP Branches’
"The perfect way to get your house or political party under control". ...
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Non-biodegradable plastic bag magically transformed into environmental marvel after ‘Reuse me’ written on front
"It's a totally new bag" ...
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Confused, rambling man rushes stage, claiming to be former Prime Minister of Australia
"We're concerned for his wellbeing" ...
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Taxi driver takes Albo’s advice, works from home
"Who needs pandemic leave?" ...
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New Qantas service to help passengers lose their emotional baggage
"It works just the same as normal baggage. You'll have no idea where it's gone" ...
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Scientists hopeful James Webb telescope can provide clues about what the fuck happened to CovidSafe app
"I fear it may have turned into a black hole" ...
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83% of newborns fathered by Elon Musk, Boris Johnson: new data
“They’re just the ones we’re aware of" ...
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Kristina Keneally to run for British PM
"I'll move to the electorate if I win" ...
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Liberal Party confused why UK Conservatives would force leader to resign just because he’s an incompetent, lying psychopath
"Apart shirking his responsibilities, constantly lying to the public, going missing in a crisis, making a shambles of the pandemic response, trying to downplay a sexual misconduct scandal and generally acting like a sociopath, I think he did a pretty decent job" ...
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Boris Johnson resigns to spend more time figuring out who exactly his children are
"I'd like to thank the millions of Britons who might be my children" ...
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