“I can’t scrap tax cuts” says only person who can scrap tax cuts
"It's not as if I'm the Prime Minister" ...
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Shaq to deliver 2022 Federal Budget, Albanese confirms
“As a former NBA champion, Shaq is uniquely placed to develop Australia's 2022/23 fiscal policy" ...
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Lachlan Murdoch hoping Crikey dies so he can hack their voicemail messages
"That's the way we traditionally prefer to do things" ...
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A personal message from Alan Joyce
"We know things haven't always gone to plan recently, which is why we'd like to say thank you with this special offer" ...
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Daniel Ricciardo to leave McLaren after seat promised to John Barilaro
“I used to work as a window salesman, so I think I’ve got what it takes to drive elite racing cars" ...
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Dutton slams Albo, says ‘gangs of youth’ should be locked up in indefinite detention
"I assume they're of African descent" ...
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The Governor General actually resigned last week (but didn’t think it was important enough to tell anyone)
His official calendar did not list the resignation ...
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Scott Morrison finally asks Australians to apologise
"This has been a very tough week for me and my family" ...
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Dutton promises to return to traditional Liberal Party scandals
“We have strayed from our traditional pitch to voters" ...
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New rapid test detects if you currently hold a federal government ministry
"Two lines means you currently hold a $370k-a-year position in federal cabinet" ...
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