Public holiday for Coolio next Thursday, PM confirms
"He was a constant in all of our lives" ...
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Local man surprised after anal beads fail to improve chess game
"It had absolutely no impact. On my chess game" ...
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Massive queue forms to say goodbye to British economy
The economy is lying in state after dying earlier this week ...
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Optus employee Gladys Berejiklian will be giving daily updates on hacking numbers
Optus employee Gladys Berejiklian will begin a daily update on the company’s latest hacking numbers, including a new data point ...
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Hackers give up trying to get ransom from Optus after waiting on hold for 3 hours
“Can’t cope with this on-hold track anymore" ...
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Optus advises customers to change their password, name, date of birth, gender … after data breach
“Please choose a name and gender that you haven’t used in the past 12 months" ...
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Royal Bombshell! Queen no longer talking to Meghan: Daily Mail reports
"There has been absolutely no communication at all. It's an extraordinary breakdown in the relationship" ...
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Mourners dismayed to discover 15-mile queue actually for Qantas check-in at Heathrow
"We waited for 12 hours and then we were asked for our boarding pass" ...
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We analysed Meghan and Kate’s body language and … then stopped because it is totally weird and unimportant
"Meghan can be seen moving her legs, which seems to suggest that we've totally lost perspective" ...
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Matthew Guy pays respects to British Monarchy, with touching tribute to Princess Leia
"And let us not forget Queen Latifah and King Mufasa" ...
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