Kid to scare shit out of everyone this Halloween by dressing up as an energy bill
"You’ve got seven days to pay or your essential services will be cut off!!!" ...
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Elon Musk surprised to find that 20% of all Twitter accounts belong to his children
Musk had expected the number to be less than five percent ...
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Halloween: this kid is dressing up as a coal industry lobbyist in order to get bigger handouts
He is expecting to collect $4 billion ...
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Tories tout Liz Truss as possible replacement for Rishi Sunak, after early cracks emerge
"It's time for a fresh start" ...
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Boris Johnson pulls out early, for first time ever
He hadn't even finished fucking the country ...
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Sport shouldn’t be used to push a message, says billionaire who uses sport to push a message
"This is nothing more than an attempt to influence the public's perception of you" ...
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Greens haven’t been influenced by bikie gangs, insists Adam ‘Mad Dog’ Bandt
"Don't believe me? Ask my chief of staff Joe Knuckles" ...
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Liz Truss memoir to be published as Tweet
"We managed to squeeze in a review of the memoir in there as well" ...
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Rebels motorcycle gang announces net-zero-by-2025 emissions target
"The gang has pledged to switch to 100% solar-powered scooters by the end of next year" ...
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Australian Bureau of Statistics to rebrand as BOM
"The Bureau of Mathematics makes more sense, and will be less confusing" ...
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