$1.8 billion Robodebt bill ‘accidentally’ sent to Scott Morrison 0 comment “Sorry, it was a system error, but you will still be required to pay it” ... Read More
New Coles initiative allows customers to dispose plastic bags directly into ocean 0 comment "We want to make it easy for our customers to contribute to environmental degradation" ... Read More
Medibank ransom claim denied after hackers found to have pre-existing ransom conditions 0 comment "We regret to inform you that your ransom claim has been rejected" ... Read More
Matthew Guy pledges $4.5M to upgrade “appalling state of fences in Hawthorn” 0 comment “It’s hard to think of a more obvious symbol of the negligence of the Andrews Government than a fence that was crashed into by a member of my party” ... Read More
Twitter’s misinformation team murdered by Elon Musk 0 comment "I can't believe what's going on there right now" ... Read More
Coffee to sell for between $1 and $1.20 barista tells real estate agent 0 comment It later changed hands for four dollars fifty ... Read More
New $5 note to feature range of different atrocities covered up by Monarchs 0 comment "A touching tribute to the full breadth of the Monarchy's work" ... Read More
Pauline Hanson tells lions to ‘piss off back to Africa’ 0 comment "I'll drive them to the airport myself" ... Read More
Lions return to enclosure after realising cost of housing in Sydney 0 comment "Our cage at Taronga is actually better than most of the rentals we looked at" ... Read More
Voldemort dresses up as Peter Dutton for Halloween 0 comment "He totally nailed the look" ... Read More