Man on JobSeeker self-identifies as submarine in attempt to get more government funding
"I'm looking forward to receiving $46 billion over the next 25 years" ...
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Dominion agrees to pay Fox News $787 million, Fox News reports
"We would never lie to our audience" ...
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Sydney regains Australia’s biggest city title after extending boundary to include Melbourne
Despite its far-flung location 700km from the CBD, Melbourne is said to have some of the best cafes, bars and restaurants in Sydney ...
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Real estate agents excited as Sussan Ley announces 16 day, 16 electorate ‘listening tour’
"We've upped our quarterly sales targets" ...
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Hot cross buns already in supermarkets
“We haven’t even had Christmas yet and they’re already shoving Easter down our faces" ...
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Dalai Lama welcomed into Catholic Church
"We think he'll be perfect” ...
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Lamb roast to cost $1,000 if Voice gets up, Barnaby Joyce says
"Utes will cost $4 million" ...
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Florida mother finds Italian Art History magazine stashed underneath teenager’s mattress
"Use your mattress for storing guns, not porn, please" ...
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NSW Police ban Christian Rock from Royal Easter Show because it encourages tax avoidance
"The music is fucking awful too" ...
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The Liberal MP is on the brink of extinction.
An important conservation message. ...
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