Updated Roald Dahl classic now called “Charlie and the Fair-Trade, OHS-Compliant Healthy-Snack Factory” 0 comment “Every child gets a free piece of fruit before they leave!" ... Read More
Catastrophic spelling error sees Australian croquet team take to field in 2nd Indian Test 0 comment "We boarded the wrong bus" ... Read More
Roald Dahl’s ‘BFG’ edited to remove any references to giants 0 comment "Readers will hardly notice any difference" ... Read More
Generation raised on Harry Potter starting to romanticise room under the stairs 0 comment "Turns out Harry was pretty posh" ... Read More
Victim in sexual assault case finally speaks out 0 comment "She's had no-one to turn to. Other than the world's largest news media organisation" ... Read More
Couple mix things up by going out to restaurant to scroll through phones 0 comment "It’s great to just catch up – on the notifications you've missed since you left home" ... Read More
Bob Katter reveals he’s always used ChatGPT to write his speeches 0 comment "The price of tyres is up 800% and kids in Switzerland are taking mangoes to school". ... Read More
Local comedian surprises wife for Valentine’s day with huge bunch of flours 0 comment “There's a beautiful bunch of flours waiting for you in the kitchen sweetie" ... Read More
Moon destroyed, after Biden mistakes it for Chinese spy balloon 0 comment "Oh, darn it!" ... Read More
Unfamiliar object spotted above Sydney confirmed as Qantas plane running on time 0 comment "I've never seen anything like it" ... Read More