BREAKING: Extra from Home Alone 2 indicted
"The actor later gained occasional roles pretending to be a successful businessman" ...
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Calls to ban drag shows targeted at children
"It's simply not safe for young people" ...
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Peter Dutton’s review of War & Peace: “Needs more detail”
"At just 587,000 words, Tolstoy refuses to provide even the most basic information" ...
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Moira Deeming narrowly avoids promotion
Senior figures have warned that a tilt at the leadership is possible if she continues down her current path ...
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The Australian has released an updated political map of nation
“Only the small island above Tasmania now has a Labor government" ...
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Labor victories in every mainland state a clear sign that Australians want more right-wing governments: Sky News
"What more proof do we need?" ...
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ALP to mark Earth Hour by pausing all fossil fuel donations for 60 mins
"These are the type of big sacrifices we all need to make" ...
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John Howard to run Iraq-war themed Easter egg hunt in which Easter eggs don’t actually exist
"Then I’ll torch the place. Just kidding! It’s my backyard – I’d never destroy my own property” ...
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Climate denier says it’s suspicious that every single scientist says EXACT same thing
“They're basically saying the same thing over and over and over again. It's a pattern" ...
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Rupert Murdoch, new fiancée to sign dual marriage/divorce certificate to save on paperwork
“I Rupert, take you, Ann Lesley, to be my lawful wedded wife, and seek to dissolve this marriage due to unreconcilable differences" ...
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