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“Is this a creamy chicken casserole? How spicy is it? Will seconds be available? These are the sorts of questions that need to be asked before we blindly accept what’s put on the table" The post Dutton Family Dinner Turns Awkward as Opposition Leader Demands More Detail on Chicken Casserole appeared first on The Shovel. ... Read More

His $145 million a year salary is believed to be above the minimum wage The post Cost of Living Crisis Forces Unemployed 74-Year-Old to Take First Ever Job appeared first on The Shovel. ... Read More

The Federal Government will ban all non-prescription vaping products, after evidence emerged that using the products could make you look like a dickhead. The post Vaping Increases Risk of Looking Fucking Ridiculous, Study Shows appeared first on The Shovel. ... Read More

"Stuart Robert will probably try to fuck us again for his $1,000-a-month broadband bill and that’s just part of life" The post Decriminalisation Of Sex Work in Queensland Means Stuart Robert Can Continue To Fuck Country For Money appeared first on The Shovel. ... Read More

“Scott has some of the most advanced in-built avoidance technology we’ve encountered" The post Morrison’s New Defence Role To Involve Teaching AUKUS Subs How To Magically Disappear When Under Fire appeared first on The Shovel. ... Read More

“Put an end to the nastiness, or I’ll be left with no option than to call you an Australian success story and accept your invitation to drink cocktails in Sydney Harbour”. The post Albanese Warns Latham if He Makes One More Homophobic Comment He’ll Have No Choice but To Attend His Wedding appeared first on The Shovel. ... Read More