Greg Norman launches Myanmar Golf Series
"Apart from the executions, I couldn't think of a more perfect place to hold a golf tournament" ...
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Qantas to fight foot and mouth disease by losing every piece of luggage from Indonesia
"Screening at airports is great, but we wanted to ensure nothing slips through the cracks" ...
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Dutton returns from Gilead study trip with new ideas to revitalise Liberal party
"They're doing a lot of exciting stuff over there" ...
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Goldman Sachs announces surprise $60 billion profit after Josh Frydenberg joins firm
“And then one of the interns looks at me as says ‘Frydo, you’re looking at the spreadsheet upside down’. Whoops!" Still new to this economics thing". ...
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Victoria, NSW neck-and-neck in thrilling Corruption State of Origin
"Victoria has hit back after NSW gained an early lead" ...
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IKEA releases exciting new range of ‘Stackable ALP Branches’
"The perfect way to get your house or political party under control". ...
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Non-biodegradable plastic bag magically transformed into environmental marvel after ‘Reuse me’ written on front
"It's a totally new bag" ...
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Nation’s endangered wildlife told to take more personal responsibility for their situation
“Lying around all day eating grass is lovely. But it’s not exactly contributing to GDP is it" ...
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Confused, rambling man rushes stage, claiming to be former Prime Minister of Australia
"We're concerned for his wellbeing" ...
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TikToker displays random act of kindness by not filming stranger
“It was so unexpected. What a lovely surprise" ...
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