Wayne Carey pleads for understanding after being caught with bag of sourdough starter
“It’s not a good look for someone desperately trying to maintain a tough alpha male persona” ...
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Albo says voters will embrace stage 3 tax cuts once they’re explained by LeBron James
"When you’re dealing with complex Australian policy, it’s best to get an American basketballer to explain it" ...
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Ted Cruz tells students to become a bank if they want debt forgiven
"If you want to be bailed out by taxpayers, do the proper thing and become a financial institution" ...
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“I can’t scrap tax cuts” says only person who can scrap tax cuts
"It's not as if I'm the Prime Minister" ...
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Student changes name to ‘Bank of America’ in order to get all debt forgiven
"I now have access to a $20 billion bailout, which I think is fairer to taxpayers than a $10,000 debt forgiveness program" ...
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Shaq to deliver 2022 Federal Budget, Albanese confirms
“As a former NBA champion, Shaq is uniquely placed to develop Australia's 2022/23 fiscal policy" ...
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Lachlan Murdoch hoping Crikey dies so he can hack their voicemail messages
"That's the way we traditionally prefer to do things" ...
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A personal message from Alan Joyce
"We know things haven't always gone to plan recently, which is why we'd like to say thank you with this special offer" ...
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Daniel Ricciardo to leave McLaren after seat promised to John Barilaro
“I used to work as a window salesman, so I think I’ve got what it takes to drive elite racing cars" ...
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Facebook’s ‘metaverse’ is so realistic fans can’t tell whether Mark Zuckerberg is actually in Paris or not
“Hang on, is he actually there? I thought this was supposed to be virtual reality, not real". ...
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