Queen Died because Meghan Markle murdered her, British tabloids now reporting
"She was looking very mixed race when it happened" ...
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Whoops! Edinburgh police accidentally arrest wrong man
In an embarrassing mix-up, Scottish police have accidentally arrested an innocent man pointing out a suspected sex offender, rather than the suspected sex offender himself ...
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Ballot for electing Australian Head of State revealed
Remember to number every box! ...
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Queenslanders question ‘ludicrous’ cost of changing state’s name
Signage, business names, sporting merchandise and tourism infrastructure will all need to be updated. ...
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Cost of living crisis forces unemployed 73-year-old to take first ever job
His $145 million a year salary is believed to be above the minimum wage ...
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Finally, rich white man in charge
"What a refreshing change" ...
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Joe Biden delivers emotional tribute to Queen: “Bohemian Rhapsody was my favourite song”
US President Joe Biden has delivered a moving tribute on behalf of all Americans, saying Queen was in his top ...
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Queen graciously sits through Heaven’s excruciating 3-hour opening ceremony
"She politely smiled throughout the mind-numbing 3-hour event" ...
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Labor vows to plant a tree for every new coal mine it approves this year
"What a wonderful gift for future generations" ...
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Liz Truss sweeps to power on inspirational ‘not-quite-as-shit-as-Boris’ platform
“I will continue to dismantle the NHS, but without quoting ancient Greek literature" ...
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