Boris Johnson pulls out early, for first time ever
He hadn't even finished fucking the country ...
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Sport shouldn’t be used to push a message, says billionaire who uses sport to push a message
"This is nothing more than an attempt to influence the public's perception of you" ...
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Greens haven’t been influenced by bikie gangs, insists Adam ‘Mad Dog’ Bandt
"Don't believe me? Ask my chief of staff Joe Knuckles" ...
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Liz Truss memoir to be published as Tweet
"We managed to squeeze in a review of the memoir in there as well" ...
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Dutton says he has numbers to become British PM
So far zero MPs – or around 105 by Dutton’s counting – have rallied behind the Australian Opposition leader. ...
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The Crown to cover Liz Truss’s Prime Ministership with touching 8-second passing reference
"It may get cut in editing, we'll see" ...
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Conservative Party to replace PM using little-known ’60 day returns policy’
“You can return your Prime Minister within 60 days for a no-questions-asked exchange” ...
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Leftovers in fridge older than Liz Truss’s Prime Ministership
“It’s well past its used-by date and there’s a pretty foul stench around the whole thing – I’m talking about Liz Truss’s career" ...
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Rebels motorcycle gang announces net-zero-by-2025 emissions target
"The gang has pledged to switch to 100% solar-powered scooters by the end of next year" ...
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Australian Bureau of Statistics to rebrand as BOM
"The Bureau of Mathematics makes more sense, and will be less confusing" ...
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