Scott Morrison Ministries update for 25 November 2022 0 comment "Good afternoon. In the last 24 hours we have become aware of one new Scott Morrison ministry, bringing the total number of known ministries to six. All six ... " ... Read More
Republican Party responds to gay club massacre, proposes immediate ban on gay clubs 0 comment "It's way too easy to open a gay nightclub these days" ... Read More
Ruthless Dictator Dan wins yet another democratic election 0 comment Tyrannical despot and leader of the Victorian Labor Party Daniel Andrews has romped home to an historic third state election ... Read More
Decision to award World Cup to desert nation with no football stadiums may have been rigged: reports 0 comment "Some things you just associate together. Brazil and beaches. Qatar and top-flight football" ... Read More
Amazon to replace Neighbours cast with robots, in order to increase efficiencies 0 comment "We believe we can get each episode down to 2-3 minutes" ... Read More
Dad has Nokia charger from 1998 if you need it 0 comment “It’s right in there in the box next to the old Zip drive and the VGA monitor cable" ... Read More
Army of taxpayer-funded electoral officers to help spread Victorian Labor’s ‘strong-on-integrity message’ 0 comment “When it comes to integrity, we can’t be questioned” ... Read More
Deliveroo actually left Australia weeks ago but has been driving around in circles ever since 0 comment "Hang tight! Our exit from Australia is taking a little longer than expected" ... Read More
Jeff Bezos shocked to learn millions of others also giving away their money to society through obscure system known as ‘paying tax’ 0 comment “I’d never heard of this. None of my friends have heard of this" ... Read More
Jeff Bezos says decision to give away majority of wealth was inspired by Elon Musk 0 comment "He's dropped $20 billion in personal wealth in the last two weeks alone!" ... Read More