Live images of people storming Parliament House demanding Scott Morrison be re-instated as PM 0 comment Parliament House has completely unchanged its security levels ... Read More
Push to change start-date of Australia Day culture wars 0 comment "It's always been January 10th. Let's not mess with tradition" ... Read More
British woman signs up to gym, immediately loses 50 pounds 0 comment "I'm looking forward to losing 50 pounds every month!" ... Read More
Women’s new year’s resolution is to get less distracted this 0 comment "This is the year I'll be more present and hang on let me just get that" ... Read More
Man resolves to be fewer pedantic about grammar this year 0 comment "I'm totally relaxed about, it" ... Read More
Man complaining about hot cross buns yet to realise he doesn’t have to buy them 0 comment "I guess I've got no choice but to eat them" ... Read More
Wise Men thinking it’ll be easier to give Jesus combined Christmas/birthday present 0 comment "It'll be better than getting him two smaller gifts each" ... Read More
Christians stunned to learn Jesus was a nepo baby 0 comment "He only got to where he is because he has a famous dad" ... Read More
Jesus asks God if he can shift his birthday celebrations to July to avoid clash with Christmas 0 comment “People generally have other things on” ... Read More
Peter Dutton condemns African gangs after soccer violence in Melbourne 0 comment “I saw the images at AAMI Park and immediately thought about how African immigrants are wreaking havoc in the outer suburbs of Melbourne" ... Read More