Rio Tinto to leave no sacred rock-art unturned in search for missing radioactive capsule
"We'll meticulously extract it using 20,000 tonnes of explosives" ...
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Category: Community
“Young people don’t have any taste in music anymore,” says guy who voted for Denis Leary’s ‘Asshole’ in 1993
"Tastes are so unsophisticated these days" ...
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Dad tells awestruck children story of how he survived entire school day without 1.5 litre water bottle
"But it's just not possible!" ...
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Migrants failing to assimilate, 200-year-study finds
"They refuse to fit in or speak anything but their native tongue" ...
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Asylum seekers to travel to Australia by tall ship, in hope of being able to stay for next 250 years
"You even get free land apparently!" ...
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Man struggles at making conversation without telling people he’s doing Dry January
"It's not until I'm two or three anecdotes in that I start to relax" ...
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We quizzed 100 Australians on the significance of 26th Jan. Here’s what they said …
"Let's not mess with tradition" ...
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Incredible scenes as Qantas flight lands on-time, intact
"This is an extremely rare occurrence" ...
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Quick shop costs $180
"Fuck!" ...
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Australians confused after Ardern resigns without sticking around to utterly destroy party
“Hang on, isn’t that a constitutional responsibility?” ...
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